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"You should trust Benjamin Franklin's judgment He's always right on the money."
"What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar? a salad-manager"
"What do you call a scary pterodactyl A terroradactyl"
"Throwing acid is wrong In some people's eyes..."
"So sick of not knowing if a girl's single. We need a symbol ""Rings?"" Not visible enough ""Screw it, lets put a dot on their foreheads"" -India"
"Why did the fencer downvote my latest submission? It was a Riposte."
"That's a nicece ham you have there. Would be a shame if someone put a ""s"" at the start and a ""e"" at the end."
"What said a person who got run over by a car? ""I'm tired""."
"Have you heard how busy the Samsung customer care lines are? Their phones are blowin' up!"