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Joke of the Day
"If Russia invades Turkey from the rear.. Would Greece help?"
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"I saw a fat kid sitting on a seesaw all by himself. I stopped and waited for another kid to fall from the sky. I left disappointed."
"My phone never asks me to put my husband down."
"When someone tells you that they cut their own hair, it's polite to act surprised"
"What does a vegan zombie eat? Graaaaaaaaaaains"
"I wanted to make sure my kids were safe when they are playing outside.... So I put an ISIS flag in my window. Now my neighbors watch them 24/7."
"Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves? The lavatory, of course!"
"Skunks Roses are red. Violets are blue. If skunks had a college They'd call it P.U."
"Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because of the holes in his hands."
"What's your favorite song?-Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store."