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Joke of the Day
"Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves? The lavatory, of course!"
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"3yo: I don't want a walk Me: Come on, it'll be fun braving the elements [An hour later] 3yo: *Very disappointed* Where are the elephants?"
"How many vegetarians does it take to eat a bacon cheeseburger? One, if no one's looking."
"Instagram is the most pleasant social media site because it's really difficult to take ignorant, racist pictures of dogs & brunch"
"What are Jehova Witnesses called in Chinese? Ding Dong!"
"The only thing standing between you and your dreams is insomnia."
"How does one enter a brothel in Westeros? Through the Hodor"
"This kid was up late doing his work... not on reddit. not posting to /r/jokes Edit: That's a lie."
"""Ways you would tell your mother you secretly have the hots for her."" -Family Freud"
"Who is Shrek's favorite basketball player? Shrekquille O'Neal I'm sorry"