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Joke of the Day

"My boss wanted revenge. Boss wanted revenge on me for sleeping with his wife. So he stole my phone to get my girlfriend's mobile number. Poor bastard's been sending dick pics to his daughter all day."

"Why is it easier for married black men to cheat? Because their ring doesn't leave a tan line when they take it off!"

"What is the difference between a teacher and a train? Teacher says ""spit out that gum!"" But a train says ""choo! Choo!"""

"Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played? It was in A-minor"

"Where do crows go to have fun? a crowbar!"

"What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods? Tiger Woods has a better driver"

"Today I fucked up by posting in the wong subreddit... Also titled the post incorrectly and made a typo, like an ediot. Edit: idiot"

"Thinking of getting a government grant to study ... Why flies can get in your car so easy, but can't figure out how to escape with all the windows down."

"A coyote was singing and asked a donkey to join The donkey responded, ""I would love to, but I'm a little hoarse."""

"If you see someone wearing camouflage, make sure to walk right into them so they know it's working."