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Joke of the Day
"What did the spider say to the fly ? We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?"
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"Who came up with hugs? The very first hug must have been really creepy. ""What are you doing? Why are you holding me?"" ""Just trust me."""
"So a jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""what is this, some kind of joke?"""
"If money can't buy happiness, explain ice cream. You can't."
"H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4? Drinking"
"My jokes are pretty deep Cos they are mine"
"Donuts 360GlazeitFaggot"
"I have this weird fungal infection on my leg. I need to get rid of it, but it's kind of growing on me. (Sorry if repost, came up with it in science class today.)"
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You hit her"
"Why was the lobster upset? Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!"