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Joke of the Day
"What did the spider say to the fly ? We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?"
Next Joke
"Today it's National Take Off Your Cap Day Hats off to whoever founded it."
"I feel so alive when I watch an object fall and shatter into hundreds of pieces. Not alive enough to clean up the mess though."
"What are the three fastest forms of communication? Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman."
"Aristotle said we are what we repeatedly do. Therefore, I am your mother."
"Why is it called a wonderbra? Because when its opened you wonder where are the boobs"
"Kim Jong died. I guess you could say he was a little il."
"What does a dog do that you step in? Pants."
"What's green and smells like pig shit? Kermit's finger."
"A doctor gave a man six months to live ... ... The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months."