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Joke of the Day
"Why was the lobster upset? Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!"
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"""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""The pilot. Let me in"""
"*locks doors and rolls window down almost a quarter of the way* ""you fellas mind not skateboarding so close to my driveway"""
"I used to have a roommate who was always smoking in my apartment, but only with e-cigs. He died of e-cancer."
"I lost a good friend today, he asked me to pick up some non-alcoholic beer."
"I do have a joke about circumcision, but I'll need to cut it short."
"What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling? He likes it dirty."
"Be nice to Canadians, American tweeters. We're going to need somewhere to go after this next election"
"I heard an immature joke about dildos. Now I'm butthurt."
"A termite walks into a bar... ... and says, ""Hey, is the bar tender here?"""