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Joke of the Day
"Why do church bells never send e-mails? They'd rather give each other a ring."
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"""I don't have to outrun the bear! Just you!"" Wrong. Bears are so sick of that joke, they skip the slow guy and eat the fast guy now."
"Coffee With No Cream A guy walks into a coffee shop. Waitress: What can I get you? Guy: May I get a coffee with no cream? Waitress: Sorry, we just ran out of cream. How about a coffee with no milk?"
"Why don't black people get sunburns? Prisons are indoors. *(sorry black redditors)*"
"What is the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular thermometer? The taste."
"""As long as you append my name to a quote,... people would buy into it and take it seriously."" - Winston Churchill"
"Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed."
"Was out on the golf course and shot an eagle at Hole 9. Mom doesn't believe me, but wait till she sees the eagle."
"A bodybuilder gets lost in the woods... And dies of starvation when he can't find his whey."
"Man, Asians drive so bad . . . I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident."