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Joke of the Day
"Man, Asians drive so bad . . . I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident."
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"I like my internet like I dislike my women. Not going down on me."
"extremely suspicious that there's no information about brains that didn't come from a brain"
"THAT SH!T CRAY You can not underestimate the power of linguistic tracks. KANYE in my language means - go to shit."
"What goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet? Chewing gum."
"Have you got the address of the butter website? Yes but don't spread it around."
"E-Mail: Drive her wild in the bedroom. Me: Feh...I'll drive her wild in the kitchen *Re-arranges the dishwasher."
"What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in the fog?... At least when your eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you!"
"I lost 100 pounds with this one weird trick! Exercise"
"When life gives you AIDS... Make lemonAIDS"