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Joke of the Day

"Was out on the golf course and shot an eagle at Hole 9. Mom doesn't believe me, but wait till she sees the eagle."

"I cut my pizza into 7 bits I haven't had a byte yet"

"Old But Gold Two dyslexic men walk into a bra..."

"Lord of the Rings is symbolic of Marriage One ring rules your life, it slowly destroys you, and sometimes, death seems easier than continuing on."

"Why are Native American strippers the best? When they dance they make it rain."

"Why did Papa smurf go to the aviary? Because he loves blue tits."

"If you think buying condoms is awkward, try returning them."

"Currently I'm dating a anorexic chick. but lately I've been seeing less and less of her."

"I've never seen a nudist I wanted to see naked."

"A very curious kid Kid: ""Papa, are you growing taller all the time?"" Father: ""No, my child. Why do you ask?"" Kid: ""Because the top of your head is poking up through your hair."""