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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato? A Dictator."

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator"

"What does Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common? Both their last greatest hits was the wall."

"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair gets in the way."

"The guy installing the new security system said we should upgrade because of the increasing crime rate. Typical alarmist."

"I will read that article on how procrastination can kill me As soon as I get around to it."

"When I get real bored I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving."

"Never judge a book by its cover Use the paragraph on the back instead.."

"My friend asked me, what rhymes with Reddit? I said: No it doesn't"

"What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that? The holocaust"