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Joke of the Day
"Moses joke Moses was the first person to use Control+C as a shortcut."
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"Career day: Hi kids I'm Bills Dad and I work at the local morgue. Who wants to pet a dead body?"""
"I went to a self defence class last night and the instructor told me to ""take him by surprise and attack him"". So when I saw him in Walmart the next day I threw a can of beans at his head."
"I, too, am shocked Ted Cruz has had sex. I just assumed his kids were born when he ate after midnight and got wet like in the movie Gremlins"
"Why was Twelve running from Seven? Because Seven had a fucking rocket launcher!"
"What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together? Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann"
"What's the capital of Greece? 20 euros"
"A man with a marine biology fetish comes back from vacation. His friends greet him with a warm whale cum."
"A gay guy punched me the other day for no reason. Why? Because gay guys are fucking assholes. I'll show myself out."
"I'm 94% sure I'm going to die in a running in flip flops incident."