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Joke of the Day
"Career day: Hi kids I'm Bills Dad and I work at the local morgue. Who wants to pet a dead body?"""
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"I'm a perfectionist when it comes to being imperfect."
"Me: Can I dip my breadstick in your Alfredo sauce? Him: Usually it's me asking you that. 13YO: SHUT UP. STOP IT RIGHT NOW!"
"League of Legends Joke Why do Jews suck at jungling? Because they always get executed at the first camp."
"Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy."
"*shakes self after staring at ceiling* Sorry honey, I was just thinking about Mitt Romney"
"Today is a big day for the Chinese. Erection Day"
"What does Hilter get when he's scared? The hebrewgeebies"
"What does trump call the loose skin around a vagina? A woman"
"If you say ""people either love me or hate me"" it's a pretty safe bet that most of them hate you."