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Joke of the Day
"The Cincinnati zoo has honey bees, sweat bees, carpenter bees, bumble bees.... But no Harambe"
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"This morning I saw a lady scraping the ice off her wind shield with her credit card. ..She's not going to make any progress at that rate."
"What did one penny say to the other penny? Come with me and we will make cents."
"How many men does it take to open a can of beer? None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you."
"An electrical engineer is talking to a blonde the blonde asks: ""What do you do for a living?"" The engineer replies "" I make chips"" ""Oh yummy!"""
"My wife left me because I kept touching pasta inappropriately... Now I'm feeling cannelloni"
"Me: when I grow up I'm going to be an astronaut. 5 year old daughter: you're already grown up. You'll be dead soon."
"Why is a room full of married people empty? There isn't a single person in it."
"Clean - What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park your car man :) - Classic!"
"What do you call a cow abortion? De-calf"