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Joke of the Day
"What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party? Namaste."
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"Me: I've lost my kitten Cop: How would you best describe him? Me: He looks like a miniature cat"
"They say everyone is unique... Isn't that a bit of a generalization?"
"Did you hear about the midget Scotsman who does avant garde strip tease? He's a little off kilter."
"Obama bans hiring bias against ex-cons seeking federal jobs He was quoted as says, ""well, we politicians need somewhere to work after leaving office""."
"What's ISIS's favourite song? Niggas in Paris"
"A pencil isn't as phallic as a pen is."
"Seven days without food... Makes one weak!"
"Why didn't 2x befriend x^2 ? He had trouble integrating"
"What's the worst thing you could possibly hear after giving Willie Nelson a blow job? I'm not Willie Nelson."