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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the great Alphabet war of 1938? The last letter of the alphabet declared war on all the not-zs."

"yo mama is Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids."

"I find frying pans really hot. I guess you could say I'm pansexual."

"How many cannibals does it take to make a sandwich? Two."

"Did you hear what the Kathmandu? He Baghdad so he could Bangkok"

"The world can be separated into two types of people. Those who listen to all genres of music except country... ...and fucking rednecks"

"*gets down on one knee* Wow, you really suck. Why can't you be more like the other knee?"

"Did you hear about the guy who went to Halloween with a potato in his pants? He went as a dictator."

"What goes ""Clippity Clop Bang Bang, Clippity Clop Bang Bang""? An Amish drive by shooting"

"Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say the morgue the merrier."