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Joke of the Day

"What do ford trucks and tampons have in common? Eventually every pussy gets one."

"What did John and Yoko say when their son wouldn't eat his vegetables? ""All we are saying is give peas a chance."""

"What do you call it when one lesbian ""Cock Blocks"" andother lesbian? Beaver Dam"

"What is Rickon Stark's favourite band ? One Direction."

"They needed three Back to the Future movies so they could cover life's three great concerns: one's birth, one's future legacy, and cowboy"

"Woman's Logic: Bikini No problem. Bra and underwear: OMG DON'T LOOK!!!"

"What do you call it when two gays fight? Fruit punch!"

"Addicted Three years ago I got addicted to soap. But now I'm clean."

"I hate when someone sneaks up in front of you when you're scrolling on your phone"

"If life give you melons... You're probably dyslexic."