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Joke of the Day

"What do ford trucks and tampons have in common? Eventually every pussy gets one."

"Pickup line Hey there, wanna come over and watch porn on my 50 inch flat-screen mirror?"

"Just saw the Lego Movie... ...it was very well *pieced* together! (Got this off Doug Benson's 'Doug Loves Movies' podcast)"

"What's the difference between shaving a red head's pubes and diffusing a bomb? When you diffuse a bomb, you only have to cut one red wire."

"How do you get a jewish girls number? Roll up her sleeve."

"What do you call a tick on the moon? A lunatic"

"I told my jewish friend a Holocaust Joke... It Holocaust me our friendship."

"What is the difference between a sock and a camera? A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos."

"Why was Cinderella bad at basketball? Because her coach was always a pumpkin."

"The last time Twitter was down I was forced to speak to real people. Real people go on and on and on and on, for way over 140 characters..."