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Joke of the Day

"Pickup line Hey there, wanna come over and watch porn on my 50 inch flat-screen mirror?"

"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Do you know why I stopped? *silence* *a saxophone wails in the distance*"

"What's your favorite stereotype? Mine is Panasonic"

"What is your favorite dumb joke? Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally."

"Trump is the perfect candidate for American guys who secretly believe they could come out of the stands and score a touchdown"

"How many short term memory loss patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side.."

"Justin Bieber and Selena have broken...dammit they were my favorite lesbian couple!!"

"My psychiatrist says I have delusions of sexual superiority She just wants to fuck me."

"I have a boat that beats all other boats in races... ... It's a champion ship."

"How many men do a feminist need to make her sandwich? two. One from front and another from behind."