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Joke of the Day
"""I would describe your butt as a 7/10..."" ""...There's a crack and a hole in it."""
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"That awkward moment when sluts hate on other sluts for being sluts."
"Q: What do you get when you cross a tiger with a cabbage? A: Man-eating coleslaw."
"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence... As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well, that's a little condescending."
"If you run into someone you know and they say ""we should hang out sometime"" just say ""I'm ready to hang out right now"" and watch them panic"
"Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot? A. The thought had never entered his head before."
"Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart) A2: By doing the splits."
"Did you hear what happened to the guy that only ate cake? He got his just desserts."
"I would totally support the development of a 14-year after pill."
"Obama The Dark Knight (2008) The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Congratulations, Barack Obama."