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Joke of the Day

"My wife and I found each other on a dating website.........3 years after we got married. That was awkward."

"Time for an update twitter. Please add a ""WHO CARES"" button right next to retweet and favorite."

"What's a ghost's favorite sexual act? A boooooooooooobjob"

"I tried phone sex today I ended up with hearing aids"

"What do you call a Russian surgeon who carries out circumcisions? Katia Dickov"

"What's the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating."

"What do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is? A widow."

"""I remember one time I brought my report card home and said 'Hey Dad, I got a B in Reading!"" He just said ""That's a D, you idiot."""

"What do you call an Extraterrestrial from Melbourne? An Australien."

"Bae: Are you coming over? Me: Yes, I'm coming over. - Me and Bae having CB Radio sex"