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Joke of the Day
"A Chinese man walks into a bar... and the bartender says, "" Why the Wong face?"""
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"Some pretty young girl just knocked on my door saying there was a Pokemon inside my house... I was all ""Nice try Chris Hansen..."""
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"What did Billy Mays do on 12/31/1998 Partied like it's 19.99!"
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"I know it's fiction but the logic in The Walking Dead is so skewed it is impossible to suspend disbelief. An Asian guy named Glenn? Please"