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Joke of the Day

"Kim Jong Un walked into a bar The North Korean media still said he got a gold for high jump"

"My Nissan uncomfortably seats 7 if any group of people wants to take an intimate road trip"

"I didn't know too many Jewish people growing up. I realize now that where I'm from they are in the menorah-ty"

"I'm not sure if I have constipation or diarrhoea. I'll find out by a process of elimination."

"3 guys walk into a bar.... and the fourth guy ducks!"

"A skinny guy with a 6-pack is like a fat chick with t*ts. It doesn't count"

"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry around an umbrella? Fo drizzle"

"I used to think i was indecisive... but now I'm not so sure"

"I wanted to drive to the shop to buy some guacamole I didn't avocado"

"I was cumming into a sock... when the guy wearing it was like WTF?!"