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Joke of the Day

"Why did they put Harriet Tubman on the twenty dollar bill and not Barack Obama? Because if that were the case, you'd never get change."

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"If you're walking on sunshine, please adjust your dosage accordingly."
"What's the difference between a bitch and a slut? A slut will fuck everybody in the room a bitch will fuck everybody in the room, except for you."
"I'm pretty sure Robin Hood was black and he was just robbin the hood."
"When my cat has an accident on the carpet, he hides to escape responsibility. It's a, ""shit and run""."
"Grandma used to say ""Respect yourself & others will too,"" but she also used to say ""Damn N*ggers,"" so I don't know what to believe :("
"April fools in Latvia Latvian ask friend if he want potato for lunch. Friend guess is April Fool joke. Say ""Too easy, never potato in Latvia, only sadness."" One man starve to death during lunch."
"Life with me baby is like a rollercoaster It's got a weight restriction. (Stolen from a mock the week episode)"
"I like to get up early on Sundays, have my coffee, watch the sunrise, and pretend everyone else died of polio."
"I went to the largest campsite in germany it was mein kampf by blitz creek"