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Joke of the Day

"GOOD COP: Three robberies in the same neighborhood ...do you know what I'm thinking? PSYCHIC COP: Yes GOOD COP: Oh right"

"Dentist: You don't have to floss all your teeth. Only the ones you wanna keep! *I start flossing his teeth* D: Um... Me: These are mine now"

"Me: When I was lying in bed, I found this huge lump. I need it removed. Doctor: Ma'am, that's your husband. Me: And your point is...?"

"Bad News I heard that the Italian Government is joining forces with ISIS thus changing their name to Italian ISIS Tommy G"

"Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."

"What's the smallest instrument in the world? An e-lectron."

"What do you call someone with no body and a nose? Nobody knows"

"Fat girls just want to have Funyuns."

"Thought all these voices in my head meant I was crazy, but one of them is a therapist. And he says I'm fine."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ? I Bruce easily don't hit me !"