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Joke of the Day

"GOOD COP: Three robberies in the same neighborhood ...do you know what I'm thinking? PSYCHIC COP: Yes GOOD COP: Oh right"

"TIFU by shamelessly copying a top post Whoops wrong sub"

"What did Helen Keller call her dog? <smashes keyboard>"

"My Girlfriend surprised me with a dirty sex toy for my birthday... Now she is in jail and I have anal infection."

"Have you guys seen the new Ray Rice's jersey It's a wife beater"

"Why does Kim Jong Un so quick to anger? He's been holding in his shit for years"

"'Do what you want!' she cried lying back on the bed. 'I love a man who takes control.' 'OK' he said and put her CDs into alphabetical order."

"Why did the dead baby cross the road? I ve been practicing my drop kick"

"Watch closely as the husband quietly approaches the calm children, riles them up into a frenzy, then slyly escapes to watch football."

"If a dog is on a submarine..... Is it a Subwoofer?"