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Joke of the Day
"Hey baby, are you a C major scale? 'Cause you look all natural to me."
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"Question: What is your ""It is so cold outside..."" joke?"
"Why hiring foreign workers can be bad... Boss: Where were you born? Woman: Germany Boss: Really? Which part? Woman: what you mean which part? Whole body born in Germany!"
"I'm really bad at measuring the correct amount of pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti tonight, come on over."
"Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? Because he wanted to get a long little doggy :)"
"What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles? Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German."
"Two drunks come out of a bar... One says to the other: ""We gotta go back, I forgot to pee."" The other one replies: ""No problem, dude, I can teach you how to do it!"""
"They used to be called Jumpolines. Until your mom jumped on one in 1972."
"Whoever spelled the word Receipt was a friggin idiopt"
"Who were the world's fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 2 minutes."