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Joke of the Day
"*opens new donut shop called ""The Gym""* You're welcome."
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"FAKE BREEDS I'VE TOLD PEOPLE MY DOG IS AT THE DOG PARK: Venetian Dabney, Brown Feta, Waxbeard, Oxnard Pike, Blue Hustler, High Presbyterian"
"What do you call a dog with brass balls and no hind legs? Sparky."
"The wind just blew my dress up. Even the weather wants me to be a whore."
"What kind of sunglasses does Ned Flanders wear? Oakley Dokelys"
"""I'm not here to make 'Friends'!"" --Matthew Perry on some reality show in 2016 so get ready to laugh!"
"Having sex with children is fucking tight."
"Donald Trump says he went to the University of Pennsylvania, but I could have sworn he went to Syracuse. Because he sure is an Orange Man."
"What did one bum cheek say to the other? After all that shit we're still together."
"Ghost me would do the same stuff as alive me. Howl. Wander. Stand in front of the fridge and stare at all the food I'm not allowed to eat."