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Joke of the Day
"What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye? A snooker table"
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"[cash4gold] Man in a coat: [holding gold bar] ""How much is this worth?"" ""It's 25 carats..."" [8 rabbits rustle excitedly beneath trench-coat]"
"My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me... To cheer me up, my friend told me ""There are plenty more in the sea."""
"I opened my water and electricity bills at the same time. I was shocked."
"I secretly bought some new trousers without telling my girlfriend Do you think chinos?"
"What do a Caucasian woman's breasts have in common with clouds? They're both white fluffy things that float high above the fruitful land where the seeds are planted. Source: Brandon Sanderson"
"How does a chemist introduce Batman? Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!"
"i've always struggled spelling out ""blood"" with my fingers because it always comes out looking like ""bbool"""
"How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown? Artificial Intelligence!"
"Why was the African man wearing a wristwatch? He needed to hold up his pants."