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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien? One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears"

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"""What is your reason for divorce?"" She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'"
"I saw some girl texting and driving the other day and it really pissed me off... ...so i rolled down my window and threw my beer at her."
"Thanks for declaring on Facebook that you've found ""true love."" I look forward to watching it implode in real time."
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