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Joke of the Day

"How to keep a girl: buy her pizza touch her butt buy her pizza touch her butt buy her pizza touch her butt buy her pizza touch her butt"

"[Spelling Bee] Judge: Your word is... Grease. Me: Grease is the word? Judge: Yes. Grease is the word that you heard."

"How does a person with less than 50 dollars become a millionaire? Knawledge!"

"What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next? He gets stumped."

"I ordered a brand-new sandwich maker online. Her name is Svetlana."

"They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks... But I didn't even try and mine's been playing dead for an hour!"

"Why did the vulture cross the road? To eat the dead chicken on the other side."

"I used to be a people person, but apparently collecting people in your basement is frowned upon."

"I'm starting a support group for men who have difficulty ejaculating Let us know if you can't come"

"Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a ""waist""? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there"