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Joke of the Day

"How to keep a girl: buy her pizza touch her butt buy her pizza touch her butt buy her pizza touch her butt buy her pizza touch her butt"

"What do you call a skank playing ""H.O.R.S.E?"" She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now."

"Q: What's the difference between an American and a Canadian? A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it."

"When are minorities not minorities? When you look at crime statistics."

"Why do zombies always kill at comedy clubs? Because their jokes are told post-humorously!"

"What do you call a one legged rapper? A Hip-Hop artist"

"Every political Facebook status should start with, ""First of all, I have no idea what I'm talking about."""

"Why did the eunuch farmer wake up late? he had no cock!!!"

"What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed? Isaac Newton died a virgin"

"Charm me with your intelligence or just wait till I'm really drunk."