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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Pumpkin who eats too much? A Plumpkin."
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"When I was younger, they used to be able to tell me and my twin brother apart by our balls. He'd bawl at night and I'd bawl during the day."
"What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea? I've never had a lima bean on my chest"
"did your friends rob that bank? ""I'll never talk"" I forgot that you're prejudice against robbers ""what?!? some of my best friends rob banks"""
"Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes."
"My ex girlfriend had huge tits Ahh such good mammaries"
"A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool So I gave him a glass of water."
"What do you call a leper in a hot tub? Soup"
"Why is Jennifer Lawrence the only one freaking out about the nude photo leak? Because she's the only one with a fat load on her face."
"2 midgets and a black guy walk into a room, how many people are in that room? 1 and 3/5ths"