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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Pumpkin who eats too much? A Plumpkin."
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"Hard work pays off in in the future Laziness pays off now"
"What does Donald Trump say when he's mad? There'll be hell toupee!"
"If only politicians kept their campaign promises... like Harrelson keeps his rampart."
"What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help? Bro sure!"
"One in 3 Americans weighs as much as the other two combined"
"If a cop busts you with a prostitute, slip an engagement ring on her finger & be like ""Joke's on you, bro; we're in love!"""
"I know someone who talks like an owl"
"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? You break his neck."
"Short-sighted sarge: ""Attention! You also you little one in the back row with the red cap!"" ""But sarge that's a hydrant!"" Sarge:""Anyway in this place academics have to obey as well."""