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Joke of the Day
"*takes load of groceries off of old woman's hands* these are mine now you old prune"
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"Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains? *because it was pay-per view.* ""paper view"""
"A girl from Alabama asked me if I found her attractive. I said, ""You've got a face only a brother could love."""
"*texts son ""dont say me"" as wife heads to his bedroom* wife to son: why did you put next years date on your science paper about time travel?"
"Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot? Because one more would be ""two-fahrty"""
"MBA: A course that teaches you, how the world is financially screwing you over while financial screwing you over"
"What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp? I don't know. I'm retiring next month."
"What was Hitler's least favourite month? Jew-ne"
"Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave."
"50 SHADES OF CHARLES HUNNAM Its been reported that actor Charles Hunnam has dropped out of the movie,""50 Shades of Grey"" because of cold feet. You can't blame him, cold feet can lead to shrinkage"