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Joke of the Day

"What's wrong with lawyer jokes? Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes."

"Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, . . but . . . . not each others phones..!"

"What is the shortest street in the universe? Planckstrasse"

"I'm making a movie about a guy who thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him, so he secretly followers her around to keep an eye on her. It's called ""Bae Watch""."

"I finally told her those three magical words every woman wish to hear.. I give up!"

"You look so young... what is your secret? I am fifteen."

"There will be only 7 planets left After I destroy Uranus"

"What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Hypothermia"

"It's not nice to make fun of the obese... ...They have enough on their plate."

"I wish they made bar-stools with seat belts and dual side airbags."