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Joke of the Day
"They really need to add a ""download this song illegally"" button on Pandora."
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"In a car crash a dog would rescue you. However a cat would pour liquor over your face and testify against you in court."
"Did you hear about the flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage? It was a murder most foul."
"Hey girl, are you a washing machine? Coz you're making my pants wet!!!!"
"Just found out my wife is a dolphin in a wig."
"When women cry, their faces look like half-chewed Starbursts."
"""Sleep is for the dead"". Yeah cos you look so alive when you're yawning. #stupidsayings"
"What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee? Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes."
"I'm funny. But hey looks aren't everthing! Source: roger miller"
"How do you know if you are a necrophiliac? You get mourning wood"