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Joke of the Day

"Just heard a little kid tell his dad he was a lion and his dad said ""Wow!"" What a fucking pair of idiots."

"I just found out that ""Birdman"" has nothing to do with Hawkeye, and now I want to see it."

"What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children? One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts."

"What can we take away from the first 20 seconds of the new Suicide Squad trailer It's Zack Snyders wet dream..."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 the headphone jack"

"Named my iPhone ""Dat Ass""... So now iTunes tells me it's backing ""Dat Ass"" up"

"What do you call a black person on the moon? An astronaut"

"What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard?"

"banned from the horse lovers facebook page again for unloading a litany of ableist slurs on photo of a shetland pony"

"Never ever make an arm wrestle bet with a man who has been single for a long time...."