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Joke of the Day
"What did the pirate say when asked how old he was? Aye Matey!"
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"Why do towels get dirty? If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??"
"""This is all your fault!"" -Billionaire showing son his deed for all the land along the San Andreas Fault"
"My biggest fear used to be dying alone but thanks to Trump, I know it'll be in a camp, surrounded by other minorities."
"I'm opening a healthy alternative all egg-white omelet breakfast joint. I really think my ""Whites Only!"" restaurant idea will be a hit!"
"These fall allergies are on me like the NYPD 'Cause I can't breathe."
"Regarding Daughters Any father will tell ya that parents spend the first 2-3 years of a daughter's life trying to teach them to talk, and the next 15 or so trying to get them to shut-up."
"How you make MackleSmores 1 Chocolate bar 1 large marshmallow, cooked to your liking 2 one large Graham cracker broken in half Little bit of humble Little bit of cautious"
"""I HATE TACOS!"" ...Said no Juan ever."
"*empties an ice cube tray in the Arctic* ""You're free now."""