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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Saudi Arabia's new slogan? Saudi Arabia the trade center of the world since our guys destroyed the last one."

"Why Kobe's Still Married Kobe: What do you want for your birthday this year? Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring."

"What's the difference between Indians and Pakistanis? When a Pakistani has a red dot on his forehead it means he has about two seconds to live."

"How is Batman different from a black man? Batman can go in a store without Robin."

"One time my mom dropped her phone while she was talking to me then picked it up and said ""You OK?"""

"Enough is enough It's the exact same word"

"Only 2 kids made it out of my Jedi class. One killed the padawans. The other was abandoned in the desert I'm dreading that class reunion."

"Bieber enacts law in Arizona that requires Iron Man to clean up oil spill using an iPad. #help #allmynewscomesfromtwitter"

"What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes? Herr Jordan"

"A Weed Whacker is not as sexy as it sounds"