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Joke of the Day

"A blind guy walks into a bar... And into a table.. and a chair..."

"So Trump walks into a bar... and sees Bill having a drink. ""Hey Bill catch me in the news lately? I'm a bigger pervert than you!"" Bill chuckles as he goes back to his drink. ""Close, but no cigar."""

"There's no problem you can't solve with a great night of dancing. Except for a broken foot. Then you should see a doctor."

"You can just start calling yourself an olympic hopeful. You don't have to fill out a form or anything."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail? He was taking a look around"

"Sikh turban dude"

"What do McDonald's and a pedophile have in common? They both stick their meat between seven-year-old buns."

"Being hungry again a half hour after eating Chinese food isn't about the food being Chinese, it's about you being American."

"I know a man who came way too far. You could say, his biggest short coming was his long coming."