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Joke of the Day

"What do Swimming and Masturbation have in common? You have to get through a lot of fluid to find the perfect stroke."

"Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?"

"We need to start investing more in solar energy But it's not just going to happen overnight"

"Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes."

"Mantra at the gym: When the zombies come, cardio will matter."

"Studies find if a woman has a glass of wine a day increases the chances of a stroke. If you let her have more she might suck it too."

"what do you call a racist tampon? twatstika."

"Relationship or hallucination? Either way, I'm seeing somebody."

"Why does Snow White turns yellow when she's angry instead of red? because she's pissed."

"Kills Two mosquitoes with spray. *writes DEADLY ASSASSIN in bio*"