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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix a penis and a potato? A dictator."

"The difference between a rooster and a lawyer? When the rooster wakes, his primal urge is to cluck defiance."

"My doctor told me I had stop masturbating. I asked why and she said ""because you're in my office and it's fucking disgusting."" Fair enough."

"I used to think I was indecisive ... ... but now I'm not so sure."

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhoea? The farmer shucks between fits."

"F*ck nudes. Send me a picture of your medicine cabinet. I need to know what kind of psycho I'm dealing with."

"I wonder who coined the term money."

"There's a lot to be said about marriage, but we try not to say it in front of the children"

"What's the definition of ""Macho Man"" A guy who comes in 1st and 2nd in a circle jerk."

"I was going to tell you a joke about infinity But there is no end to the joke...."