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Joke of the Day
"How does every racist joke begin? With a quick look around the room."
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"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate."
"Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because it was dead."
"If you don't have company or a package coming, don't answer the doorbell. You're nobody's bitch."
"A woman walks into a beauty salon and asks the beautician, can you make me look like Kim Kardashian? Beautician says: you want me to put a black cock in your mouth?"
"My farts are so strong..... I can make bubbles in the shower!"
"what do you call a mexican without a car? carlos"
"An older gentlemen wins a scratch ticket Win for life"
"Did you hear about the guy that got married to a T.V. antenna? I guess the wedding was boring, but the reception was great."
"What starts with ""f"" and ends with ""uck""? FIRE DUCK O SHIT WADDUP"