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Joke of the Day

"If Hillary had a sex change, then we still wouldn't have a female president... except for North Carolina."

"What do you call a picture of an electric piano? Photosynthesis!"

"I get so excited when someone brings out the cake at a birthday party because that means I can leave soon."

"Pistorius won't have trouble finding his feet when they jail him, they will be kept in a box next to the door"

"Hell: A place where all of the wine and liquor bottles have holes on the bottom... ...and the women don't."

"What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi? Stew."

"How much equations does it take to finish a math test? Only Sum"

"To the first designer to make skirts so tight that a slit had to be added to the back: Good job. Flip flop guy: Go stand in the corner."

"Why did the Seattle Seahawks and the Denver Broncos made it to the finals? Because they want that **Super Bowl!**"

"Q: What's the most popular afro-american stereotype? A: boombox"