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Joke of the Day

"My refrigerator just walked to my bedroom, opened the door, stood there and stared at me for five minutes, then it closed the door and left."

"Dark humor is like food... Not everyone gets it"

"What do you call bug mating? INSEX"

"Why do Canadians do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game."

"Why is the vagina like the weather? Because when it's wet it's time to go insiiiiiiide."

"I hate when my wife says ""GO WAIT IN THE CAR"" because I'm not sure if she's talking to me or the kids."

"An elephant and a naked man were standing next to each other... The elephant says ""It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?"""

"I thought my son would be glad and appreciate that I got him a trampoline But nooo, all he does is sit and cry in his wheelchair all day"

"I am thinking about pursuing a job as a crowd estimator I wonder how many people are in that field"

"[NSFW]What does a woman, fridge and washing machine all have in common? They all drip when they're fucked."