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Joke of the Day
"What's Chris Browns favorite sport? Sockher!"
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"What did the jewish pedophile say to the child? ""Wanna buy some candy?"""
"I'm getting ready to go down to support the woman's march. Just waiting on my wife to pack me a sandwich."
"Wouldn't it be messed up if we found out Rome was built in like 23.5 hours?"
"What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat? Their owner."
"So two snare drums and a cymbal fall on the ground... *BA* *DUM* *TSSHHHH*"
"I was searching for the end of the line. I tap a guy on the shoulder and ask, ""excuse me sir, are you the last person in line?"" Dude turns around, looks at me funny and goes, ""no, you are."""
"My girlfriend said she was leaving me because of my obsession with soccer So I said ""On loan or permanent transfer?"""
"Chuck Norris uses pens on Scantron sheets."
"What is the name of Apple's revolutionary new product that allows elite pirates to see from their eyepatches. The iEyeCaptain"