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Joke of the Day
"My dad is a mortician I hear people are dying to get into that field"
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"These days, satisfying my sex drive is like using Uber. It's a nervous ride with a stranger who expects to be paid after we reach the end."
"A friend of mine is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac. an he stays up all night wondering if there is a dog."
"So I asked my friend, if you could be in the sun as long as possible and not get sun burnt but the majority of the world hates you, would you do it? And my friend said yeah. Okay you're black."
"Straight dudes should be fine with Gays It takes away two hot men from the dating pool And two ugly women."
"What's the difference between a male lawyer and a male prostitute? A male prostitute charges $20."
"You call it laziness', I call it laziness' too because I don't feel like coming up with an alternate excuse."
"What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an arsehole? Barack Obama's Tie"
"""10 Things I Hate About You"" is my favorite movie that sounds like a bitter Buzzfeed article"
"What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? A suicide vest will blow you"