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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat computer? Adele."
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"So I'm gay and single .... Does that make me homolone?"
"What did Treebeard say when he took a piss? RELEASE THE RIVERRR!!!!!!!"
"Give me my Money!! How do you make a Hormone-- Don't pay her!"
"What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil? I've never had a lentil on my chest."
"*pulls out earbud* What? ""We need to talk."" *pulls out earbud* ""You've been spending too much time at Chernobyl."" *pulls out earbud* No way"
"What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner."
"Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands. I like this joke because it never grows old."
"What did the rising sun say to the morning dew? You will be mist."
"So I just got kicked out of the house... All I did was sleep with my stepdad's wife."