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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fat computer? Adele."

"[Noah's Ark] Noah: How will the animals reproduce? God: You took a male & female, right? Noah: YOU SAID BRING 2 YOU DIDN'T SAY 1 OF EACH SEX"

"Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook."

"TIL that Benjamin Franklin loved containers. It was frequently said that Ben was on a bin binge."

"I'd like to give a shout out to the sidewalk.... for keeping me off the streets."

"HR: Did you eat all the mints that were in my jar? me: No [some mints fall out of my mouth] HR: me: Yes [more mints fall out of my mouth]"

"why do people keep putting flag overlays on their avatar when tragedies happen? like i've seen it happen with france, brussels, gay marriage"

"I'm a prince in Lagos, Nigeria and I want you to help me move $500 million out of the country."

"The Ikea corporation was found not guilty yesterday for assassinating a rival companies CEO. While there were several damning pieces of evidence, the detectives couldn't seem to put the case together."

"A money-hungry man opted to change his name And the Rich get Richard"