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Joke of the Day

"Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands. I like this joke because it never grows old."

"""Donald is intensely loyal. To family, friends, employees, country."" -His 3rd wife"

"I don't call it lying down, I call it landscape mode."

"If the rapper Logic had an evil twin... His name would be Psycho-Logic."

"What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most? the ICU"

"What do you yell at a Muslim striptease? ""Show me your nose!"""

"Do you ever play a song and then realise you were too distracted to appreciate the beauty of the song so you replay it?"

"Two Sikhs are fighting with each other on the street... ""I WILL A KILL YOU!"" One says blatantly. ""AND THEN?"" The other bellows while widening his eyes."

"""Rapunzel! Let down your hair!"" RAPUNZEL: Hey hair, ya wanna go get ice cream? HAIR: Yeah! RAPUNZEL: Well too bad. Because we're not."

"HIM: isn't wintertime just so romantic ME (smiles & my lips crack open & blood starts pouring down my chin): oh definitely"