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Joke of the Day
"As a professional musician I can trick any girls heart I play the organ."
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"How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream."
"she had the eyes of an angel, the squawk of a bird, the wingspan of an albatross, the beak of an albatross i think this girl is an albatross"
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"I got a Jury Summons today, I'm sending them my Twitter profile to get out of it. Fingers crossed."
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"My friend is a telemarketer. Sometimes, when he's relaxing, I'll call him out of the blue and piss him off."
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