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Joke of the Day

"I bought a new deodorant today. The instructions said ""open cap and push up bottom"". Now I can't walk but my farts smell awesome."

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"What do you call a funny snake? HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTERICAL ^^^my ^^^son ^^^^told ^^^^^me ^^^^^^this ^^^^^^^one.."
"R.I.P. Today a man died after jumping into a waste treatment facility. The coroner ruled it a sewercide."
"Never trust a fortune teller buying more than 1 lottery ticket."
"Why was the blonde's belly button bruised? Her boyfriend was blond, too."
"Why did the man take a pencil to bed ? To draw the curtains !"
"What do you call it when you roofy a jello shot? A Bill Cosby."
"E-Cigs. The great taste of water vapor, the cool look of blowing a flashlight."
"When you know it is too cold in Bay Area? When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets."
"Man walks into a rod He doesn't understand comedy"