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Joke of the Day

"I bet girls on facebook with the duck faces look for men that make a lot of bread."

"Jesse James married my sister. He's know my brother out-law"

"I'm going out with a girl I met online who's a vegetarian... I've never met *herbivore* :)"

"My girlfriend is amazing, she is a Chinese food chef So shes very Lo Mein-tenance"

"What do you call a blind person who can't find his/her glasses? Eyeronic."

"Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed."

"Today was the annual Running of the Bulls in Spain. So if you're sick of all the fake injuries at the World Cup, get ready for some real ones."

"Hope nobody has a video of me trying to get the fourth corner of a fitted sheet over the mattress."

"Nice truck! Sorry about your small d^i^i^i^i^k"

"What would Donald Trump do to nuclear weapons? He fires them!"