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Joke of the Day

"The letter n always has to be the centre of attention."

"If you were locked in a room with Trump and Clinton And it was just you, them, and a pistol with one bullet... Which one would you shoot and which would you bludgeon to death with the pistol?"

"What is Mr. T's favorite month? April, fools"

"I just read a great joke about how women always change their mind nvm it's not that good."

"TSA Terrorist Profile: male/female, aged 1 to 112, wearing clothes and traveling in US airports."

"What does a Redhead with a yeast infection like to do in her spare time? Make Gingerbread"

"Guy: What do you do? Me: I tell jokes on Twitter G:No, I mean, what do you do to support yourself? Me: I tell myself that they're good jokes"

"My vocabulary can beat your vocabulary's ass, arse, bum, buttocks, rear end, booty, backside, tush, tuckus and badonkadonk."

"People from the food stamp office came by today to inspect our store I hope they didn't make any SNAP judgments"

"A Wife's Headache A man walks into his bedroom, where is wife is reading. ""Honey, I brought you some aspirin for your headache."" ""I don't have a headache."" ""Gotcha!"""