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Joke of the Day

"I robbed a place with my boner and said it was a gun... I got a pretty STIFF punishment. I did HARD time. It was LONG sentence."

"Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies? Because this docent makes any cents."

"What do you call the study of food prices? EcoNOM-NOM-NOMics."

"Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road? To get to the other side"

"Cher puts out an album only covering Meatloaf. Title: Cher the Meatloaf"

"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he."

"How to get on the front page Not like this."

"Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn't push the pram - she pulled it."

"X post from meanjokes: michael schumacher regained consciousness today, have your heard how the doctors did it? They sat him on the window seat of the bus"

"Eight. It took me eight tries to get the USB drive in the right hole. This leads me to believe that if I was a guy the sex would be horrible"